Slap your short friend

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

by 123456789butt December 1, 2020

National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

Short King

A short king is anyone who is below 6 feet and has a very strong personality.

Aly is a short king.

by PenguinArmyGeneral February 5, 2020

Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011

short rounds

little chunks of poo, either human, dog, or otherwise.

Will said he'd be right back after squeezin' out some short rounds.

by troy lutz January 8, 2006

Dutch Shortcake

An sexual act involving the male coming on both sides of the females body creating a sandwhich.

You should've seen that girl last night I dutch shortcake'd her rotten.

by LudoMcTheShortcaker October 26, 2008

supermireologan or sml for short

a stupied ass youtube channel that mack s fun of retarded kids

sml sucks ass hole supermireologan or sml for short

by vaynelong August 13, 2017