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National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020