Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022

ice shart

the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross

person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh

by wapqueen3659 January 14, 2022

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Un shart

To un shart a shart

You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.

by Uπkπowπ January 24, 2022

Shart Shaming

shaming somebody for sharting

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.

by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022

Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.

Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart

by Used tampon February 2, 2022

Shart

A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.

Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.

by Magic cucumber December 14, 2021