Smartnician

Smartnician:

A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.

All my lights and ovens turned themselves off again yesterday. I need to call the smartnician.

by Johet January 9, 2014

Smarp

Smarp means whatever you want it to mean

'' go smarp yourself''
''smarp you''

I like the taste of smarp

by MagicalMishka February 10, 2014

smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

by Trochilus June 8, 2014

Smart Car Jamboree

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy

Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.

by dddefinition September 23, 2014

Smash & Dash

When guys Fuck then leaves real quick

Julie: How was the first night with you bf?
Sarah: Oh man, it was smash & dash

by somidahomie October 24, 2015

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

smart g

The man, the myth, the legend. Has to include Mell in your name to be a classed as a "smart g"

"You lookin smart g"

by smart g December 7, 2016