Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

constructive pessimism

Believing one's own work is not good enough or that something in their work is missing, causing them to revise or even restart their work.

A writer had completed five pages of a script before feeling that their story just wasn't good enough, and so constructive pessimism struck them as they searched for that missing oomph.

by joob1 January 11, 2022

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.

by livelaughlové March 21, 2022

Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022

People Pleasure

Someone who pleases those around them.

Lost is such a people pleasure that they think they're a tool.

by Tye_Dye October 24, 2022