King Koopa

Another name for King Bowser.
Very horney and has the hots for Pricess peach, but who doesnt?

Gimme some of that pussy, Peach!!

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

king john

Popular male piercing at the base of the penis, right in front of the scrotum.

When her mouth was full, she got a good look at his king john.

by StanfordEnglishMajor November 5, 2007

King Leonidas

–verb (sex act) the King Leo-Ni-dUs;
A sex act performed by a male receiving oral sex from a female on the top bunk of a dual level bunk bed. The act is initiated with a quick, but not hard, strike to the back of the females head. This will cause the female to rise up and question the males motive for the contact. It is at this point that the male delivers a quick and swift kick to the females chest knocking her from the top bunk and proclaims, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!".

"No, Jenny didn't get jumped, Johnny just gave her the ol' King Leonidas last night."

"Michelle never again talked of her desire to get nailed a Persian after her boyfriend gave her a King Leonidas."

"Its good to be King."

by Dilios, One Eyed Spartan March 31, 2009

the king of cali

Smoke is the king of cali. this is from the movie biker boyz

at the end smoke loses his title as king. biker boyz is an awesome movie!!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Ed April 7, 2005

King Crab

When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together

bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"

by L Nuggga September 1, 2007

King Fuck

when you fuck up mega bad

wow u just king fucked our whole project you jew banger

by Nate October 13, 2004