real shit

100%, something real

Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

liquor shits

Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.

Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!

by Lizz L September 5, 2006

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021

Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015