Emily's greyhound 

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

Emily's greyhound by Danholio October 6, 2006

emily rose 

crazy mofo rower who can pull like a man. amusing girl with an odd sense of humour. dislikes unhealthy food with an obssesively scary passion

oh my god, i'm going to be fat!!

emily rose by bec)) May 2, 2005

Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

Emily Post by Adumbrator May 25, 2006

Emily Dickinson 

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."

I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.

Emily Dickinson by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010

emily jarecki 

A cracka ass white girl from Vermont who thinks she's hood.

Look at that saltine ass cracka out in the hay fields, she looks like Emily Jarecki.

emily jarecki by Rizzle D-Bo November 10, 2008

emily foss 

The best girl in the world, and should also go to the dance with me

Emily Foss will you go to the dance with me ⚘⚘⚘

emily foss by MaddhatterEli January 30, 2017

Emily May 

An absolutely amazing girl, gets along with anyone and everyone, beautiful in every way.. Loved to pieces by her bestfriend.. usually by the name Holly, The names often related to a petite blonde girl with blue eyes, fairly small.. Great sense of humour, intelligent, reffered to as a gremlin every now and then as a joke.. She's optimistic even when she enters into relationships with gay boys..

i love you em

OMG you know emily may? She loves cheestrings

Haha i'd love to be an em shes a cool gal!

Emily May by hollmyster13 October 27, 2011