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Super-Christian

Someone who thinks that god is the way, the only way, and if you don't follow god you're going to hell.
They vary from regular Christians, because unlike the sensible ones they do everything in their power to convert you.
Often these people live in small towns. They are particularly densely populated in the midwest.
Dude, that super-christian keeps sayng he'll pray for me.

See that guy? He gave me a free bible even though I said I didn't want one... He must be a super-christian.
by Caitlyn 49341 August 4, 2008
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Christian

Good looking guy both inside and out with a great personality. Fun to be around because he always makes you laugh...acts like a BIG KID!!! =P Sports loving fan. He is responsible and honest, faithful and loves children. Any girl would be lucky to be with him.
If you don't have a Christian, get one soon cause they go fast. Each sold seperatly shipping and handling not included...sometimes, ha ha ;)
by Princesa Leia May 4, 2010
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Christian

1. Doug was pulling a Christian the other day when he biked slowly by my house.

2. Huy pulled a Christian the other day by asking me if i was working while he was watching from outside the window.

3. Jeff: "What are you doing today?"
Jake: "Going boating on the lake with my family"
Jeff: "Oh I already knew, that, I saw that on Facebook."
Jake:"...Okay, have you turned into a Christian"
by Sophmore MOFO June 18, 2009
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closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
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christiantologist

Someone who believes in Creation as well as Evolution.

Christianity and Scientology
What your religion?
i believe in God and Science
Oh, so your described as a Christiantologist.
by I.S.A.I January 30, 2008
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Ban christianity movement

A movement that seeks to ban organized christanity because they are always telling people that if they are not one of them they are going to hell. They are also always telling people how ban they are and cock blockect. But private christanity would still be alowed.
by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010
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as a christian

The phrase said before a christain tries to flaunt their imagined moral superiority, and gain protection from the fucked up bible qoute they are gonna say.
As a christian, i dont believe a woman should have authority over a man. 1 Timothy 2:12
by wakkadoodooo September 22, 2016
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