Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left

Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion

by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020

Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

Child Stimulus Rebate 2020

The Year President trump Gave All adults $500 each for the child they claimed on their taxes and because Some women had a plethora of Kids they sold their social security number for gain . In return the filing adult feels obligated to keep the $500 even tho it’s not their original Child and it’s caused a War among the Black Community on April 14 2020.
Definition created by Alfred Gaines Jr

So you just think you’re posed to keep my Child stimulus Rebate 2020 ?! YGMFU 🤞🏼

by Sheena G. April 14, 2020

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 23, 2020

Child predator

Men who are only attracted to and hunt out young girls to give them sexual favors

That nigga Luke a CHILD PREDATOR

by Civil liberties of minors May 2, 2020

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020