Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

Slut Connection

When girls (or guys) become close friends because of their similar slutty activites and attitudes. Usually this bond is made stonger because they know there will be no judgement.

"Jessica and Sammy have been best friends ever since they found out they both like to hook up with random people!"
"yeah thats a slut connection for you."

by slutfriend1 November 11, 2011

a conneely kiss

A physical action by which two people stand facing each other and one person from a still up right position, kicks with the aim of making contact with the other persons chin.

a guy walks into a bar and begins to talk to an attractive girl. when her boy friend walks up and begins to provoke the guy by firing off a punch. the guy dodges and out of reflex hits him with a conneely kiss, sending the guy to the ground k.o

by social spectator August 7, 2012

digital connection

Virtually connected network of interface of user over the internet is commonly known as digital connection

network of interface of user over the internet is commonly known as digital connection

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016