2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

Child slavery

It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school

Child slavery is good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

child

something you consume

can I eat your child

by Kokichis bum bum December 11, 2020

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022