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True fuck at first sight 

Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.
Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all 

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.
I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

learned the clarinet at school 

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.
"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

S.W.A.T. 

Special Weapons and Tactics. A special group of handpicked expert policemen and/or ex-soldiers, these people are only called upon when the situation gets "tactical." Specializing in complex operations, such as hostage rescue, riot control, and urban assaults, they are armed with watered down military weapons and specialized equipment, including, but not limited to, C2 door breaching charges, Kevlar Outfits, GSG-9 boots, Gas Masks, Tear Gas, Tazers, Pepper Spray, LTL (Less Than Lethal) weaponry, among other things. They are also trained in various close quarters self defense techniques.

The S.W.A.T. are encouraged not to kill, if possible, and are only authorized to only return fire when either
a) Under fire
b) An innocent/teammate is in danger

However, there have been cases where they have overexcercised there right to kill.

To put it simply, just don't fuck with them.
The S.W.A.T. have saved countless lives and arrested hundreds of criminals to date.
S.W.A.T. by ShalashakaOcelot November 9, 2008

This one time at band camp

A phrase (originally came from American Pie 2) used to start off the description of any random, usually kinky or otherwise appalling sexual act. Typically somehow connected with band, but can be entirely random, also.
"This one time at band camp, I sodomized a drumstick."