Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.

'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'

by Beadlover November 1, 2017

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.

“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”

by BDizzy January 29, 2024

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

Semicircle jerk

Less than 3 males masturbating together.

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.

by DonJaime January 11, 2018

jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.

Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”

by stabbing August 21, 2023