Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019

Max

Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.

Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe

by Macyman September 7, 2019

Max

Eleven best friend and Lucas Sinclair Girlfriend in Stranger Things

Max went to the mall with El

by StrangerThingsFan2330 September 23, 2019

Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww

Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye

by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018