Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Shit nut

When your cat takes a shit and goes nuts

Cat why are you such a shit nut

by Sassy94 March 14, 2018

Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.

Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.

Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

by Edginglord July 15, 2025