I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday
by Icelandic Canadian March 08, 2018
Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
by Clagus December 19, 2017
Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024
by Mega Hemroids September 05, 2021
When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.
Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014
by Not Raphael October 02, 2018