funnel of shit

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.
by Johnny bag of dicks October 24, 2015
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Shit Fiend

Beings in Chilicothe Ohio under the age of 8 who smear themselves in clown shit and cause stae wide destruction and mayhem on the scale of Thermonuclear bombs. The only weakness to the shit fiend is his visions of clown in the wall, Kevin spacey, politicans in the ocean. If you ever see one contact the national guard, immediatly.
Person- *get mauled to death"

Shit fiend- *makes horrifying noises giving people in a ten mile radius shcizophrenia*
by Berd#6431 April 08, 2021
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Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.
by hammertime15 May 02, 2010
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Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.
We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.
by Nazo-baka March 16, 2016
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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 06, 2004
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shit pouch

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”
by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021
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When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 06, 2024
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