Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.

“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”

by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021

Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.

The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021

Round of applause

When a girl is clapped (ugly) but also very large

That girl is like a round of applause

by R he yvtb February 8, 2021

Motion to Compel Appraisal

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

by Superlativeness February 20, 2021

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021

Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.

*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”

by Continue18 February 28, 2021