February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
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fiddling your whistle

To mess with someone in a playful way.
Luke: You bathe in your shorts
Heather: Why would you say that????
Luke: I was just fiddling your whistle calm down!
by MyNameIsntLuke January 01, 2018
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heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
by coomconnoisseur February 03, 2022
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your rite !

When your home is right about something and you gotta save some time; common expression used by teenagers and young adults
Friend #1: Bro, Cindy is bad as fuck
Friend #2: your rite !
by This guy... (Shakes head) December 15, 2015
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 December 01, 2015
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pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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