Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022

King Dick

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

"is this dick good"
"yes king"
"how good is this dick"
"Amazing king dick"

by king_dick May 17, 2023

Roblox Dick

When you go to nimbus sea and you're a grand navy player.

"Hey Vetex, you got any roblox dick?"

by vetex July 10, 2024

Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza

Kyle has a total dick pizza

by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019

Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018

dick

a lolly pop

Girl 1 "i suck a guys dick at your bday party"
Girl 2 "whore"

by helllowelo April 30, 2024

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017