public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Shoot the shit

Synonyms:
Reminisce, catch up, shoot the breeze, chew the fat

I haven't talked to you in a while. It was nice just to shoot the shit for a minute.

by Bill Fitz October 14, 2025

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

taking a big shit on them

nutting on my mom is ok

hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them

by sexpornboy October 17, 2025

hit-a-shit

whack-a-mole but shitty

hit-a-shit is 12 bucks less!

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

Giga Nigga Fart Shit

When a very black nigga takes a massive shit that breaks the sound barrier and breaks the plumbing within the tristate or within a 67 mile radius.

Jamal took a giga nigga fart shit harming the 6-7 masons with ice cream shorts and ice cream haircuts.

by Big Dick Randy touching adults October 27, 2025