mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2013

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

If you read this, you're gay. got ya nigga! you've been gnomed bish! got you again, you should stop reading this unless you are a rapist which you are since you read this... Fuck you bowlink pin headass
by Blobigga January 25, 2019

riend 1: "bro we fucked the project!"
friend 2: "bro what are we going to do?!"
friend 3: "you fricking idiots!"
friend 2: "bro what are we going to do?!"
friend 3: "you fricking idiots!"
by 2ewd March 9, 2023

by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

A small short girl who’s personality is big and friendly. You will be very lucky to have her as a friend. She makes cookies for you on your birthday and loves the holiday Christmas. She seems like a shy girl, but once you get to know her, you’ll instantly love her precious, fun personality. There are no bad rumors about her, and if there is a rumor, you bet that it’ll be something nice. She is for sure a hidden gem and you won’t regret the time spent with her.
by wet shoes October 23, 2019
