dick fluids

Sperm, WHite stuff, Cum, Goo, Splooge,

ew you just got all your dick fluids on me!

by aryguy April 11, 2009

Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 4, 2009

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Dick Houdini

Another word for a douche bag

Oh my god, that kid across the street is such a dick houdini.

by tits and assless chaps February 6, 2010

dick maloney

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys

This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys

by Black Silk February 19, 2010

dick flick

when one moves his hand in a downward motion or preferably in a side motion and waks someone on the tip of the penis....... ps it is excruciating

aw dude you dick flicked me

by cockknocker1 March 2, 2010