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A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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