putting on the jacket 

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

putting on the jacket by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

wheezing the juice 

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

wheezing the juice by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

THE JENNINATOR 

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old

omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!

THE JENNINATOR by turtle October 18, 2004

The Jonas Brothers 

Nicholas Jerry Jonas started a band named the Jonas Brothers with his two older brothers, Josheph Adam Jonas and Paul Kevin Jonas II.They are amazing and very hott.Some people hate them but that is because they think they relate to hannah montana or because they are a disney channel band.Those people are stupid and will learn one day.The jonas brothers have the coolest concert....They have lights,fire,laser,fireworks and powder!!!!!

be nice and repect them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonas fan 1:OMJ!IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!
jonas fan 2:WHERE!!!!!!!
jonas fan 1:THERE!!!!
fans run over there while the retards laugh at the jonas fans for being in love with the hottest,nicest,coolest guys in the world whil they are in love with people like marolyn manson

The Jonas Brothers by GeorgetteJonasXJB@ August 7, 2008

The Jo-Nasty 

the cat of "the Jo-Nasty" is this:

you have sex with a male cat.
Named Joey.
After my cat.

I did the Jo-Nasty last night.

The Jo-Nasty by Incogmumpis May 8, 2004

The Joker

The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".

I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.

The Joker by Roam/Bumble Gums April 2, 2011

By-the-Jesus 

'You betcha', yes, as if in a state of amazement - term used by a dieing breed of hard core, no nonsense north eastern men and women. (less urban, more rural...)

...just 1 day after getting out 'da hospital for the treatments, and by-the-Jesus, if she didn't take off crosslots to go see her her sap was on...

By-the-Jesus by madravenpix January 1, 2009