irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube

He gave her the Irish Bowling Ball

by aeSteve August 1, 2020

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

irish suncream

a pub

Paddy; I'm starting to burn a bit under is blazing November sun. Best we protect ourselves with some Irish Suncream.

Goes to nearby pub

by who!!! November 3, 2017

Irish Plowing

When you puke while eating out a girl after drinking to much. You continue anyway and proceed without missing a beat, and finish the job right by plowing her!!!

I was so drunk last night that I totally Irish Plowed this girl and she had no idea. Oh, the ole Irish Plowing!!!!

by The Irish Plow September 30, 2009