d.a.y.t.o.p

Daytop is a drug addiction treatment organization. Its name is an acronym of 'Drug Addicts Yielding to Persuasion'.

dont get caught smoking in the parking lot of d.a.y.t.o.p

d.a.y.t.o.p by erin yep April 22, 2007

C.T.F.U.A. 

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

C.T.F.U.A. by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by tipifire September 14, 2006

I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

I don't give half a fuck by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

A.I.T.P. 

Aasian
In
The
Pants

can also be changed to N.I.T.P. ( n*gga in the pants )

girl: can i see it?
boy: see what?
girl: your thang!
boy: oo yeah but you gotta pull it out.
girl: okay...zipp...
girl: get the fuck out of my house u A.I.T.P. mother f*cker

A.I.T.P. by aundray williams January 20, 2009

A.C.T.S. 

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.

The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.

A.C.T.S. by Inteligento September 5, 2007

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006