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Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.
by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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PS-GB Shorts

GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs
'treasure wars... fu…' - PS-GB Shorts
by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
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Short

by Word_nigga 2002 March 14, 2021
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Short

It's what my gf is
Man my gf is so short
by Thefrogs March 19, 2021
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Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
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