by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022
Get the Shortmug. October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "
Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "
Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022
Get the National Make Out With Your Short Friend Daymug. The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
Get the Short Position Complexmug. 
Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
Get the Shorts Merchantmug. On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
Get the National Short People Daymug. The passive-aggressive action of a clerk or cashier who, when handing a receipt across a counter to a client, will not extend their arm to the halfway point which forces the customer to have to make up the difference, subtly throwing him or her off balance.
by anonymous May 2, 2024
Get the short armmug.