Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

hot potato

A sexual move in which the woman is sucking on one of the mans testicles as he stands above her. He then continuously pulls on his penis popping the testicle out of the womans mouth and inserting it back in. Each time saying "Hot potato! "

Alex: Hey Ryan, last night Jess and I played hot potato!
Ryan: Killer!

by Axel Rose April 18, 2006

potato bread

a dense, obese bread that is thicker than white, rye, and wheat together. It's a wanna be-wonder bread with a weight complexity. It's unique starchy flavor is hard to forget. Takes the longest to toast.

When I made a sandwich for breakfast, I used potato bread and couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by Amass12 March 6, 2009

Rotary Potato

Term used in street racing when the opposing vehicle is not great. Usually when someone calls your car a Rotary Potato it means your car sounds like there's a potato on the engine or muffler, OR your car is slow that it's not race-worthy.

Initial D Ford Focus Rotary Potato

by JRACERX March 28, 2010

Sweet potato

A gay man who enjoys sucking of big balls

Brett is a sweet potato

by Bortellini February 1, 2017

Potato

A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.

Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?

Someone: -___-

Nefclock: WELL??

Someone: NO, OK?!?

Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*

by Loveclock February 1, 2005

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005