e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

by DehsYkael May 16, 2015

e-Vent

To vent on someone about something in an email just to get it off of your chest.

She really sent me an outrageous e-Vent after her confrontation with the lazy chick at work with the goiter.

by Miserable in Fair Lawn July 6, 2009

e-stalking

When somebody stalks you through AIM. They continue to IM you despite blocking and any other meausres you take. The e-stalker continually changes the screen name or e-mail adress so they can continue to harass you. Usually occurs when an e-lationship goes wrong

After I broke up with Lydia, she began to e-stalk me

by Pepsi X-treme July 26, 2005

e-transaction

The Buying and selling of goods via the internet.

E-transactions are alot quicker than shopping at the mall, because you can do them without leaving your home.

by SometimesSarah May 21, 2004

e-lope

To get married in online form only

we went to XXXXX.com (no advertising here...) and signed an online marriage certificate...we e-loped!!

by Tyler Swinn December 14, 2008

e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

E-Yawn

Yawning while on the internet makes another person yawn \ fart \ piss out of their arse

i just pissed out of my arse when you yawned .... ( E-yawn)

by BeEjTiTtIeS March 22, 2010