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Hair Metal is an ambiguous term applied to almost any metal band from the 80's by hipsters and often - ironically - former fans of these bands. It is not a single musical genre that can be classified by musicologists in terms of keys, modes, writing styles, et cetera. It was a visual image cultivated by the record companies and shared by several bands.

Hair Metal as a whole is not much different than alternative or grunge in the early nineties. A few original bands started the scene and the record companies molded every other band in the "alternative" image until they milked it dry. The music had almost nothing to do with any kind of genre. The RHCP were as much a part of the scene as Nirvana, Sonic Youth, REM, Violent Femmes, and Pearl Jam. The only common thread was they all wore plaid!

I really had to laugh when someone mentioned earlier how Alice in Chains had more substance than any number of hair bands. Apparently there are people who have no idea that Alice in Chains actually started out as a glam metal band complete with lipstick makeup and big cheazy hair. No wonder why he over-dosed..........

Or how bout Weezer. Bet you never knew Rivers Cuomo was in a hair band called zoom.

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metal sludge

lord knows what's hiding in your favourite bands past
Hair Metal, Alice In Chains, Weezer, Glam Metal, Rivers Cuomo
by Lee manestro November 17, 2006
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nu-metal

only new mushroom head is new metal. Dont judge a band by what you here of them on your pop stations
by ImmolationMisfit December 25, 2004
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Nü-Metal

Heavy Metal music, when performed or written by Gary Numan.
I love all of Gary Numan's tunes, but the ones that are nü-metal are my favorite!
by Sean Ambros May 24, 2006
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Nu metal

Metal with lyrics you can actually understand.
"Hardcore" Metal- "RAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHH YEEEEEEAH!!!"

Nu Metal- Not screaming at you.
by someguy42000 August 6, 2009
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Black Metal

A sub-category of hip-hop or R&B, who's listeners mainly consists of Tanzanian midgets, and American hipsters. There are many genre's of Black Metal (Blackened Blue Grass, Blackened Country Western Metal, Blackened Electronica, Blackened Pop, and Blackened Gospel). There are many famous people who listen to Black Metal and it's sub-categories. Lee Harvey Oswald, Charles Manson, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Shania Twain, Miranda Lambert, Johnny Cash, Neo, 50 Cent, and Tipper Gore consist of these famous people.
Guy 1: "Hey man! Let's listen to some Black Metal!"

Guy 2: "Hey man! Fuck you!"
by regualrjololl November 22, 2013
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Sludge Metal

as know as doom or stoner metal. imagine slinking through dense pools of electrically charged sludge; or put yourself in that years-old pot-smoked-out haze as you slide deeper into the electrically charged couch. that's the time signature we're dealing with here -- a pleasant blend of the lethargic and the 'lectric. these guys bow before black sabbath.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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Death Metal

Death Metal is a subgenre of metal featuring talentless guitar, nonexistant bass, a jack hammer in the back ground, and some really drunk guy yelling his head off. People often confuse it with black metal, but there is one difference between them: in death metal you dress vaguely normally, and in black metal looking like a homosexual male stripper is prioriity number one.
Some random Immortal fan: I like Immortal! Long live Death Metal!

Everyone with sanity: Immortal is Black Metal, you idiot. Go find some music with talent.
by a clever metal fan March 27, 2009
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