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jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.
I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Jacob wilkins

Jacob is a pimp he dates girls just to fuck he is a nice dude but he just wants to fuck females
by micai cordice weech November 22, 2021
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Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)
Did you see Jacob strumming himself
by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 December 15, 2023
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Jacob

jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.
jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.
by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 13, 2020
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