The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 April 20, 2018

god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions

1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night

by mieke12 December 18, 2010

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015

God and Anime

no True definition

Person 1: you can never defeat me, for I have the power of God and Anime on my side

Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Not You Bitch November 12, 2019

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016

oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.

Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?

by man who is crying April 7, 2020

Weather God

A Meteorologist whose predictions are always right.

"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"

"Yea that guy is a Weather God

by Demolition5 December 29, 2011