Faped

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

by Social Network Monster September 20, 2010

fappsterbate

When overcome by an excessive amount of joy or accomplishment, resulting in a massive joy sensation similar to masturbation or ejaculation.

"Man, that new iPod Touch makes me wanna fappsterbate..."

by MattHax February 28, 2008

Fapout

Fapout is the tired feeling you get after jacking off

Bob: Hey man I just couldnt sleep night any tips?
Jack: I drink a little, then I combine it with some fapout,
I sleep like a baby

by StrickenMasterC December 6, 2011

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Fapism

A word you use to express your excitement for something/someone. Combination of fapping ang orgasm.

EXAMPLE 1
Person1: Aw dude I'm so excited for Reading Festival
Person2: I know right, I'm having a fapism over it.

EXAMPLE 2

"I'm having a fapism right now"

by Pseudous Ratch September 3, 2013

fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017