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Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.
Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!
by Dgill34 January 24, 2020
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An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people
Hey look! it's Ethan, lets go chill!
by Nate Boi January 29, 2020
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Ethan is the sweetest most lovey boy out there. He is super tall and nerdy but he makes you happy. In any situation he makes you laugh and he will take care of you. He is a burly man but it is great. He loves memes and beans.
Damn Ethan you da best!!
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Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 2, 2020
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Man with bush that he flexes on the regular. Disgusting and makes his mom wipe his ass.
Look at the fucking Ethan, probably has mad bush
by kldhhjbacasl;jcsaljkcdjkh February 2, 2020
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Quite possibly the cutest boy ever. He will try to make you laugh and is an amazing person on the inside, even if he acts a bit cold on the outside. <3
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
Ethan is the best guy ever!
by BoncingKittens March 31, 2020
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The most amazing person in the world, funny and caring. Makes you laugh when you want to cry. Shows love and support. Amazing at cuddling because you just feel safe and happy. Has the best hoodies and always smells good. An amazing boyfriend. Ethan is the absolute best
Ethan stayed up all night talking to me about my problems
by Bishy2022 April 2, 2020
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