dirkt

to have had wild hardcore sex without limits, threesomes, moresomes, toys, whips and clamps, anything goes.

there were two guys all holes filled man, she got dirkt.

by 6horny9 January 26, 2011

Dirt

A place holder, much like zero, without a positive or negative connotation. Often used when no other words come to mind.

Mom: Honey, your waffles are ready.
Me: Dirt! haha

Dirt! that movie was alright.

by dahveeed April 22, 2011

dirt road swagg

dirt road swag is like regular swag except it's for hillbillys, rednecks, and country people.

swag hillbillies rednecks swagger

person one: he always wears those camo clothes and work boots
person two: thats cause he's got that dirt road swagg

by remi22 May 15, 2011

Dirtballologist

a. A person or group of people who's living conditions are so disgusting, totally by their own choice, that their living space appears to outsiders as if it is were possibly a twisted experiment on the fringes of science studying the degree of filth in which one can survive. This leads one to the conclusion that these people must then be highly specialized researchers, Dirtballologists.

b. Someone who's self esteem is so low that they choose to spend most of their free time hanging with others who's actions are usually so despicable and/or untrustworthy that they are commonly referred to as Dirtball's or Dirtbag's.

Wow! I was over at Teresa (see definition #10) and Jimmy's house yesterday and those two are really dedicated Dirtballologists. I was scared to breathe in that place dog, what a rat hole!

What is Jimmy doing with Teresa (definition #10)? He must be a Dirballologist because she's a freaking Dirtbag yo!

by kamikaze-bonsai September 30, 2011

Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.

When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.

by big115bird May 28, 2013

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

dirtbag bitches

noun. adj,durtbag bich, A word used to describe people who are low down, dirty and decietful

My cheating and his cheating girlfriend are both pussies those dirtbag bitches deserve each other

by Sweetie Bird September 24, 2013