fail clown

A person who fails colossally or is incompetent on a galactic scale , while at the same time not noticing, or, worse, thinks they're doing well.

- Sarah Palin's unending stream of media gaffs during the 2008 election campaign: Palin is such a fail clown - can you believe the answers she gave Katie Couric?

- Kim Jong-Il and the way he is always posturing about how everyone want to attack pitiful North Korea while he starves his own people: Kim Jong-Il, ever the fail clown, starves his people while issuing bizarre threats to the the rest of the world.

- Senator Larry Craig (need I say more about this?).
Fail clown Senator Larry Craig, after getting caught soliciting sex in a men's public restroom, refuses to resign after all.

- Rob Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois (ditto).

Governor Rob Blagojevich, First Fail Clown of Illinios, mounted an stunningly absurd an ineffective public defense of himself while the official impeachment proceedings were underway.

fail clown by Riposte June 20, 2009

Scary Clown

When you fuck a girl from behind and you quickly slip on a scary clown mask.

So when she turns around ur wearing a clown mask and you do a spooky scary clown laugh.
Then she starts screaming and you get accused of rape.

"What were you doing last night??"
"I saw this bitch and I scary clowned her bitch ass."

Scary Clown by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 19, 2017

insane clown posse 

A horrorcore rap duo that was originally a gangta rap group from Detroit known as the Inner City Posse. Growing up in a poor neighborhood, ICP (as they are usually referred to) resorted to crime to earn themselves some cash (Drug dealing, jacking, etc.). Both members (Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope) dropped out of high school and eventually began rapping. They would record and release albums on their own with the little money they had. Their album Dog Beats got them on the local rap scene and after an apparent dream that Violent J experienced, they decided to change their name to Insane Clown Posse. Over the years, they released many albums, most of which revolved around The Dark Carnival (which is a mythical place thought up by ICP). Their unique style and attitude to say whatever they wanted and not care what anybody thought attracted many fans, who later would become a cult following known as Juggalos. ICP's lyrical talent isn't anything too special, usually not rhyming very well and mostly sounding childish. The appeal to their music is mainly the fact that they tell fictional stories through their music that contain lyrics about violence (i.e. "Since we out west I grabbed the shotgun, and blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium") sex, drugs, necrophila, cannibalism, etc. They also use deep symbolism that most people are too ignorant to look into. ICP is possibly the most hated musical act in the world and possibly of all time. People can often be found on the internet going to every website possible simply to insult ICP and their fans. ICP themselves enjoy the idea of being the most hated rap group in the world because "at least their number one in something". ICP have been going strong since the early 90's with no sign of falling off and will probably continue to make music until they're dead.

hater: hey juggafag, Insane Clown Posse sucks balls.
juggalo: If it wasn't popular to hate ICP, you wouldn't be saying that you conformist sheep.
hater: yeah I would cuz ICP suck ass.
juggalo: I see, could you please enlighten me as to how ICP "suck ass"?
hater: they just do, what kind of fags dress up as clowns?
juggalo: Come up with a real reason and maybe I'll listen. In the meantime, I'll be enjoying my life while you're on youtube leaving hateful comments on ICP music videos.
hater: hey fuck you, all juggalos are gay and ICP sucks.
Juggalo: Yeah whatever ignorant fuckwad.

insane clown posse by Ducksick187 March 16, 2008

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess 

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

The Clown 

When a guy is eating a girl's butthole in the dark and does not know that she is on her period, and as he is eating out the butthole his nose is in her vagina, when finished he comes up with a red nose like a clown.

Nick got the clown this weekend and is now called bozo.

The Clown by Straight Clownin June 30, 2008

chasing the brown clown around town 

The act of engaging in anal sex.

I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town.

I swear, I didn't sleep with your sister last night. I was too busy chasing the brown clown around town.

chasing the brown clown around town by Michael Samsonite December 10, 2006

crying clown 

A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.

Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.

crying clown by Michael vdB November 3, 2007