ice cream machine 

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

ice cream machine by the person who exists March 5, 2022

ice cream so good 

trendy catchphrase of npc streamer pinkydoll. triggered when you give her ice cream on tiktok

A: you know pinkydoll?
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc

ice cream so good by mmmilove asians July 29, 2023

Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat 

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.

Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!

Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat by WordFreak November 22, 2011

Apple juice cream pie 

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.

I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.

Apple juice cream pie by AJCP December 1, 2013

pink ice cream 

When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.

We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.

pink ice cream by gtaytay January 19, 2014

two ball throat cream 

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

two ball throat cream by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye March 11, 2016

kahlua and cream 

The act of shitting in a womans vagina and then fucking her til you cum in her

I fucked her through my shit until I came dude. Best kahlua and cream ever

kahlua and cream by Starlinga December 17, 2017