Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.
I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.
Really, how'd she take it?
I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.
Really, how'd she take it?
I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.
by DjinnNTawnik June 26, 2007
Get the chocolate jesusmug. Jesus is savior is perhaps the biggest troll website on the internet. Within its hallowed lines of code, insane author David J. Stewart, only real prophet of one Jesus H. Christ, spreads the true word of God to everyone who incurs his (David’s) wrath, such as the whole human race, which includes but is not limited to whites, blacks, Asians, Arabs, Chinks, niggas, niggers, Negroes, crackers, Whitey, terrorists, faggots, and the French, and reveals to you that everything you know and love is in reality “of the devil” (even the Bible) and run by “Banksters.” According to this website, anyone who is not David Stewart is bound for demonic booty-rape in Hell, the domain of the Devil, Illuminati, and Democratic Party. The website uses elegant literary devices such as contradiction, grammatical and spelling errers, non-contradiction, redundancy, redundancy, and destroying the reputations of celebrities, including those who need no help in that capacity, such as Justin Bieber, “Satan’s Homosexual Boy Toy.” The reason this website was created is because David got all butt-hurt after child protective services forced his daughter to take drugs that made her hair fall out. Reliving the Red Scare by calling things Communist is also another prevalent theme in Jesus-is-savior. Later in his life, David became a necromancer and beat small children, which led to his flight to Brazil where he remains today.
Drunkard 1: I have a new drinking game we can play.
Drunkard 2: What are the rules?
Drunkard 1: Let’s read an article on Jesus is savior and take a drink every time a reference to Satan is made.
Drunkard 2: Sounds tight brah!
(The poor booze-hounds died of alcohol poisoning without even getting halfway through the article)
Drunkard 2: What are the rules?
Drunkard 1: Let’s read an article on Jesus is savior and take a drink every time a reference to Satan is made.
Drunkard 2: Sounds tight brah!
(The poor booze-hounds died of alcohol poisoning without even getting halfway through the article)
by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015
Get the Jesus is Saviormug. When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
Get the Jesus Bonermug. Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.
by daniellethecreative_ February 24, 2022
Get the Jesus Omnistmug. by Jean Cadault May 22, 2023
Get the Jesus Lovermug. Noun
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 3, 2014
Get the The Jesus Bumpmug. Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️
by Gordaa January 26, 2014
Get the jesus hurtadomug.