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Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.
Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.
by Yippyman December 5, 2024
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Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.
by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024
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SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023
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bacchus blumpy

similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).
barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
by q;wojb;e January 27, 2024
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bacchus blumpy

similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).
barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
by q;wojb;e January 27, 2024
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Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Green Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits
Oww she gave me a green blumpkin
by Wowzer Zowzers! March 19, 2024
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