workouttard

A disparaging nickname for a person who thinks they know the best approach to working out but who fails miserably.

I listened to that workouttard drop his free weights repeatedly until I couldn’t take it anymore - so I walked over to him and kicked his ass in front of the whole gym.

workouttard by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

workplace caricature 

A term for a workplace colleague who generally behaves in an outwardly extreme manner, one who enjoys playing an exaggerated version of themselves.

Yeah, he becomes easily bored and when that happens, he’s off into his role as a total workplace caricature because everybody laughs and he gets all that attention!

workplace caricature by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

workplace hoarder 

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”

I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!

workplace hoarder by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Workin and twerkin 

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).

Mom: Joey are you… workin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!

Workin and twerkin by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

Nick Workman 

(n): a ginger

synonyms: ace, wrestler, future georgetown student, wofo, kate's boyfriend.

antonyms: never

common misspellings: nicaragua

Kate: I mustache you a question?
Nick: What?
Kate: Nick Workman, be my semi-formal date?
Nick: ...no
Kate: Pretty please?
Nick: Fine.

Nick Workman by katelegreat January 29, 2012

Im workin on it!! 

Famously sputtered by the infamous chris chan while his Dad (Bob) Was demanding him to "Take down the internet!" This was more evidence of chris' heavy laziness.

Bob Chandler: Now get that god d* Stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: Im workin on it!! I wAs mAKiNG a YouTuBE VIdeO!

Im workin on it!! by Thishandleisntinuse May 31, 2020

Forearm workout 

The act of a woman pleasuring herself via rubbing her clitoris with her hand

Do you wanna watch me do a forearm workout or are you gonna join in this time?

Forearm workout by Robloxlover_69 January 29, 2023