Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Coup de Twat

When an election result does not go your way and you insight a riot. Excusing it as a motivational speech.

He insisted a coup de twat

by Oracle bahama January 20, 2021

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 6, 2012

Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

cum twat squat

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.

In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!

by Chrailey July 9, 2011

neighborhood gay twat

a white dude in me and my friends neighboorhood that waddles and seems like he continuously has a stick up his a***.

looka dat neighborhood gay twat

by inside joke from me and julia April 23, 2018