uncle bad touch

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van

I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch

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Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

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When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.

Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.

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a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

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“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

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When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.

Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!

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Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

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