Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Palupa

Palupa (also spelled paloopa), is what every French Canadian called "Quakers Instant Oatmeal™" as a child. It was specific to that brand and you likely call it that on accident even to this day. It has no apparent origin, but we all called it that. Must be some kind of brainwashing -- or aliens.

"Man, maple and brown sugar palupa is the best!"
"You must be French Canadian, eh?"

by ChibiMoo October 12, 2018

Paloosh

Paloosh is an orange tabby cat. He is the cutest cat in the world! Some people may even say he’s the Cudiest!

Wow is that Paloosh! He’s definitely the cutest cat I’ve ever see!

by Paloosh October 16, 2018

Palfucker

A person that fucked your pal aka your best friend or a pal that fucked your gf or bf

Gal1:omg she just fucked my BfBf and she is like my bff
Gal2:omg that means she is a palfucker

by Cupcake_demon January 24, 2019

Palisade high school

Palisade high school is in palisade co. It is full of faggots and losers. Most of the “cool” and “hot” guys are pricks who are full of themselves and the “cool” and “hot” girls are sluts and tag team sucking dic*. Full of stoners and no one parties ever. fiends are everywhere and people talk shit ALL THE TIME. Palisade used to be cool but that ended a long time ago. Go to PHS and you will become a fag in no time!

“I go to palisade high school.”
“You’re a fag then”

by Anonymous pali kid March 13, 2019

Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019