flying cunt monkey

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

by Donna-louise January 3, 2009

anus fly-trap

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.

After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.

by AUsome January 14, 2013

Team Fly Society

A group known as Team Fly Society, varies from different parts of Long Island. There music is one of the few reasons to still be living. In Centereach, they are known as THE COOLEST KIDS ALIVE. They are basically famous thanks to Kid2Fresh and his skills. Google them.

Kid 1 - You heard that new Team Fly Society song?
Kid 2 - Yeah bro its totally sick!
Kid 1 - I wish I was like them.... sigh.
Kid 2 - No one can be as cool as them so don't be sad.

by BKCardinals February 1, 2009

Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.

My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt

by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011

Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.

Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?

by RatchetBoo June 6, 2003

The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

by The Bees February 18, 2005