by Juga is super awesome April 25, 2022
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It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Noborikawa is a strange last name, in Japanese translates to climb up a river. It’s the number one popular last name Okinawa, Japan, and it just so happens to be my last name. The people i know with this last name tend to be trust worthy and respective and kind to others even when they feel like they were done wrong by that person. Just know that even if they help you even when you did something wrong, say thank you and apologize for any wrong doing you’ve done to them, or else.
Why is he helping me?
Can you blame them; They’re a Noborikawa, they help even when they feel helpless
Can you blame them; They’re a Noborikawa, they help even when they feel helpless
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