3 definitions by Rhetorical answer
Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.
Other common side effects of Exams may include.
1. The sudden urge to start a cult
2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them
5. Illish kah eth ma suliso
6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x
8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
Other common side effects of Exams may include.
1. The sudden urge to start a cult
2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them
5. Illish kah eth ma suliso
6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x
8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
Nobjockey (Nobbus Jockiarus) is the staple insult used by only the finest and sophisticated individuals.
It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022