cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Fein mile

The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.

“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “

by Rumpus b February 12, 2024

Fien mile

when you hit a blinker and run as fast as u can while timing it

Plug:Run a fien mile and I’ll give u 20 off this kart
Me: BETT

by shegotthatphatma March 31, 2024

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

Green Mile’d

Used as a verb
“Green Mile’d”, “Green Mile’s”, “Green Miling”
Originating from the 1996 Stephen King Novel of the same name and the 1999 Tom Hanks film.
To be Green Mile’d is to be in the company of a person who drains the life out you.

I need to get out of here before Sue comes here.
Last time she came she Green Mile’d me and I haven’t been the same since!

by Prime Dean June 13, 2024

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024