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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.
person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.
by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024
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Math

M: Miraculous
A: I love beating children
T: Truthful
H: Honest
"I love Math"
by BigManJoeyseph June 6, 2024
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yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono
Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math
by garbagebread June 11, 2024
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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